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embroidery neck E-mail

A woman at an embroidery shop: yahan gale milte hain?

Sales man: milte to nahi hain magar aap kahte hain to mil lete hain :p
 
Bhagwan khush E-mail

Ek admi bhagwan se : Bhagwan g aap kab khush hote hain?

Bhagwan : jab indian flim main koi vilan larki ko pakarta hai.

aur larki kahti hai, Please mujhe bhagwan k liye chor do. :p
 
no boy friend E-mail

Ek sardar ne apni engagment tor di!
People asked: Why?
Sardar said: she has no boy friend.
People said: so?
Sardar: jo kisi ki nahi ho saki woh meri kya hogi. :p
 
sardar te bith E-mail

Ek kabuter ne sardar te bith kar diti,

Sardar : ye teri maa ne tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?

Kabuter : saaley tu kachha pa k karda aein?
 
dawa and daru E-mail

Difference between dawa and daru.

Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date and

Daru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.
 
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