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300 pathan E-mail

ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
lekin sare k sare mar gaye.

kaise?
nothing serious.

ship bich main kharab hogai.
to dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
 
shaadi k baad E-mail

Girl to Boy: kya shaadi k baad bhi tum mujh se itna pyar karo gaye?

Boy: kyon nahi? main to diwana hoon shaadi-shuda aurton ka.
 
janu meri blouse utaro E-mail

wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..

ab aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.

aur khabardar jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p
 
jahanum & jannat E-mail

Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.

Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.
 
can i kiss E-mail

Girl: can i kiss a man?
Molvi: Astaghfirullah,
Girl: Can i Kiss a Married man?
Molvi: Nauauzubillah,
Girl: can i kiss u?
Molvi: Bismillah
 
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