Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.
sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?
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sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
is ko kahain dekha hai. then he said:
oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p
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Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
wife replied: Kamine! ginay to do :p
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sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!
sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho
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hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
dusre din hathi mar gaya,
cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
ek din ka pyar mila,
aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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