Son: Abba idher aa
Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta, daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,
Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.
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A boy went to meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
boy: us se milne,
Mom: kisliye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..:p
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TEACHER: baccho wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo ge..
BACHE: nahi piyain ge
TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain chedo ge..
BACHE: nahi karain ge
TEACHER: or desh pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..
BACHE: ker dain ge. aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.
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ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha"
sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"
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train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."
"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"
samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"
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