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itna pyar E-mail

shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar karte tahe k humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote.

wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye
 
padosi ki ladki E-mail

Father 2 son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. woh exam main 1st aai hai.

Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
 
radio kharab E-mail

sardar ka radio kharab hogaya, us ne khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,

ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: ab chalega kaise? sala singer he mara para hai.
 
bache k saath E-mail

At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
 
baby's room E-mail

A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night,
he was told to sleep in baby's room, but he refused and slept in the TV launch to avoid baby.

The next morning he saw a young, charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.
who r u? the boy asked.

I'm baby and u?
Main ullo ka patha :p
 
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