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Mickle: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Mickle: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai ,jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
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chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi si soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,
ladki boli: kali si surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.
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Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
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Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin
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Husband: if I die, will u remarry?
wife: no, I'll stay with my sister.
wife: if I die will u remarry?
husband: no I'll also stay with your sister.
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