smsguru.in

Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!

Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega?? :-D :-P ;-) 

1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.

3no ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.

Ek sardar uthke niche so gaya,

To 2no sardar bole "Wapas aaja ab jagah ho gai hai."

2 judwa bache...

1 Hans k Lot Pot ho Ra tha

2nd Udaas Tha

Dad: Tum itna Q Hans Re Ho

Son: Mummy ne itni thand me Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. 

Teacher:- ye Konsa TENSE Hai??

"India Me Corruption Khatam Ho Jayega..!"

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Student:- "Future ImpossibLe Tense..!" ;-) :D 

Ussne jab toda mera dil

To maine khoob sharaab pee

Nashe mein usey phone kia aur bola Why this Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?