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SMS - Desi Jokes & Funny SMS Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:46:26 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/sms-shayari/mai-nadaan-tha-jo-wafa-ko-talaash-1801.html Mai Nadaan Tha Jo Wafa Ko Talaash Karta RahaAey Doston..Yeh Bhi Na Socha Ki Meri Apni Saans Bhi Ek Din Bewafa Ban Jayegi..! SMS - SMS Shayari Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:28:21 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/sms-shayari/yun-nazar-ki-baat-ki-aur-dil-chura-gaye-1801.html Yun Nazar Ki Baat Ki Aur Dil Chura Gaye,Andheron Ke Saye Me Dharkan Suna Gaye...Hum Toh Samjhe They Ajnabi Unko,Par Woh Hume Apna Bana Gaye. SMS - SMS Shayari Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:27:20 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/sms-shayari/gehrayi-pyar-me-ho-to-bewafai-nahi-hoti-1801.html Gehrayi pyar me ho to bewafai nahi hoti,Sache pyar me kabhi tanhai nahi hoti...Pyar jara sambhal ke karna,Pyar ke zakhm ki koi dawai nahi hoti. SMS - SMS Shayari Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:26:11 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/santa-banta-sms/santa-banta-ki-khub-pitai-huyi-1801.html Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.Par Q?QkiDono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde GyeaurKehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai. SMS - Santa Banta SMS Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:25:13 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/2-judwa-bache-1801.html 2 judwa bache...1 Hans k Lot Pot ho Ra tha2nd Udaas ThaDad: Tum itna Q Hans Re HoSon: Mummy ne itni thand me Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. SMS - Desi Jokes & Funny SMS Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:24:15 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/ye-konsa-tense-hai-1701.html Teacher:- ye Konsa TENSE Hai?? India Me Corruption Khatam Ho Jayega..! .!.!.!.!.!.Student:- Future ImpossibLe Tense..! ;-) :D SMS - Desi Jokes & Funny SMS Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:05:57 +0100 http://www.smsguru.in/index.php/desi-jokes-funny-sms/latest-pj-1701.html Ussne jab toda mera dilTo maine khoob sharaab peeNashe mein usey phone kia aur bola Why this Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di? 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