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Wife takes seriusly ill Hubby to Doc

Doc: to fix him Give him healthy breakfast daily, 

Be pleasent and in good mood with, 

Give him tasty dinner everyday and Dont argue with him.

On way back Hubby asks wife: Doctor ne kya kaha?

Wife: Usne to Jawab de diya ..

Thought Going To PARIS With WIFE Is Just Like

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Going To 5star Hotel With Ur Own CHAPPATIS In Tiffin Box! 

Suppose that this is my last hour of life,

I can die in any moment cell is in my hand,

Waiting your last message what would u send.

Reply is must

(Forward this sms to all your friends & get interesting Reply’s) 

Dil se vo kbhi hum pe jann diya karte the,

Jo hm khte the wo mann liya karte the,

Aaj pass se anjaan banke guzar gaye,

jo hume door se pehchan liya karte the..

An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts, almonds to eat..

CNDCTR: "So kind of you that you give me those nuts to eat. Why don'tyou eat them yourself?

O: "I don't have teeth to munch them."

C: "Then why did you buy them?"

O: "I just love the chocolate around them