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Teacher:- ye Konsa TENSE Hai??

"India Me Corruption Khatam Ho Jayega..!"

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Student:- "Future ImpossibLe Tense..!" ;-) :D 

Ussne jab toda mera dil

To maine khoob sharaab pee

Nashe mein usey phone kia aur bola Why this Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?

SANTA's 60th B'day.

Banta: Ye Cake Pe BULB Q lagaya h.?

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Santa: 60 Candls lagane Me Muskil ho Rahi thi.

So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya.:-) 

Two basic & only fundamentals of cool college life:

1)walk like you'r the principal

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2)walk like u don't care who is the principal

Bf: Babe, What r u Doing?

Gf: Nothing! Tired

Just going 2 sleep now Honey!

what about u Sweetheart?

Bf: In d Club, Standing

Behind u. :P ;)