Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: That is not restricted.
Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan. Santa: What was that for? Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it. Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse. Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry Next day she hit him with the frying pan again. Santa: now what happened? Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.
Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor. He ran downstairs and still managed to catch it. How did he do that? Because Santa’s watch is always ten minutes slow.
