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If People Commit Su!cide Because Of Too Many Problems,

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Maths Book Commit Su!cide?

It Has Tons Of Problem! :D 

What is common between INDIAN CRICKET TEAM and a Licence?

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yeh dono videsh me kaam nahi aate! :P :D 

Smart idea : 

If a girl dosen't talk 2u on facebook,

Den Jus go 2 their f@cebuk W@LL & write,

"Why did u send me 'I LUV U' msg in my Inb0x" 

Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!

Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega?? :-D :-P ;-) 

1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.

3no ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.

Ek sardar uthke niche so gaya,

To 2no sardar bole "Wapas aaja ab jagah ho gai hai."